Stopped at the gas station after mushrooming today. My aunt and uncle ordered their ice cream cones while the guy with the eyebrow piercing ordered a hamburger. Crop top, mullet, 3-inch inseam on skin-tight black jeans. I dropped the bag of chips on our way out on accident. Let it be known that I – oh, I’m a sinner.



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An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.