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Aren’t you giving too much?, I imagine my mom asking me. And the answer is, I don’t know. Are you hungry, baby? Eat from my fingertips. Are you cold? I’ll drape my warmed coat over your shoulders. Rough day at work? These arms will hold you close. Maybe it’s too much. But she hasn’t pushed Continue reading
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Turns out having rough sex in the backseat of a Subaru while it rains outside can actually heal you Continue reading
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The milf from Sex Ed was right. Sex doesn’t make you whole. It made sense to me when I watched the show. But I didn’t know it, really. Now I get it. It doesn’t make you whole. You’re whole if you don’t have sex, you’re whole if you do have sex. You’re whole if you Continue reading
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It’s the purest love I know, my dad’s love for guitar so simple, so uncomplicated. So profound It makes me cry when I think that he chose his favorite guitarist’s name for me Continue reading
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Schnoozles at the drippy drop Continue reading
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Some notable quotes from yesterday: “You make looking like a dork look good” while skipping hand-in-hand along the fort trail and “goth gamer girl girlfriend got girth” while giggling on her floor Continue reading
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“Did it occur to you that now I have to walk around with a bagel? You’re gonna make me to go the sex store with a bagel? I’ve got enough cream in my life right now.” (Cue me laughing and chocking on my coffee) – Smiley to me at the coffee shop Continue reading
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she says she loves me in my Subaru. i had her in my fist, open heart, open mouth, go ahead and spit. i giggle when she kisses my teeth. i think ive been in love for a while. Continue reading
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Come smell this, chiquita. My dad would say. It was usually while we were making apple pies. Taste that? This is what allspice tastes like. Be careful with the nutmeg. Don’t be afraid of the cinnamon. I’d nibble from his open palm. Come here, baby. I say to her. I blow lightly on the bit Continue reading
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I love you I love you I love you I’m trying to contain it, can’t let you see my soft white belly, let it out in measured bursts, but it’s just so easy to love you. Continue reading
About Me
An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.