• Spit it out, but don’t show me. I don’t want to see the bone fragment between your teeth. Continue reading

  • art aunt rescues fruit flies from her Guinness like they’re her friends “awwwwww buddy… are you too drunk to fly away???” she fishes them out of the foam and sets them outside on the deck to sober up Continue reading

  • Where the fuck have you been? I’ve been looking for you. Thank god you’re still here Continue reading

  • We walked back to my car after the movie just now, just like we did at the very beginning. Except- the theatre is struggling. Neither of us work there anymore. We’re both leaving. Our ex-manager asked us to stay for a sec after the movie. She said she was leaving, too, and wanted to catch… Continue reading

  • I’m so sick of crying. Tomorrow was gonna be our 7 month anniversary. Sevens across the board. Our favorite number. The pink crystal necklace I gave her at the beginning snapped apart today. The neighbor’s cats are sad. She was their favorite. Her toothbrush is still next to mine. The shower is still wet from… Continue reading

  • Write your pros and cons, Julia said. And then talk, she said. I told the first girl that she wasn’t the first to cry in my aunt and uncle’s guest bed. God I was such a bitch. I left her. Like actually left her with my family. She left right when the next girl started… Continue reading

  • Thought she was a butterfly, saw butter everywhere. but I think I was wrong. She’s a moth. Continue reading

  • The next time it happens, what do you need to hear from me, my love? Continue reading

  • We have our favorite numbers. We practice them with our lips. Three is a solid choice, we hate four because it reminds me of the mandarin word for death. Five is fine, I guess. Six is pretty good cause of 666 and she likes that… but seven. Seven is our favorite. Seven is different. Seven… Continue reading

  • It’s not all-consuming the way people say. It’s the way she pulled me into the bathroom and tenderly clipped my fingernails between my knees after I said my nails had been bothering me the entire day. It’s the snapped crocodile clip that she fixed and painted pink hanging from my curtain. It’s the utility tool… Continue reading

About Me

An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.