ello, jello

  • it’s kinda like ángel hair pasta. rolled up in my throat where I’m almost choking on it, but the objective is out, not in. Continue reading

  • play my body like a song. don’t touch the butter notes… yet. they’re yummy, but you’ve gotta work up to those moans and sighs Continue reading

  • today, I kissed her. (or is it already tomorrow? I guess we’re talking about yesterday now) she’ll have her own set of love bites tomorrow morning I said yes. (For the second time. This time, I really made sure to give it time to sit.) But it feels right. She feels… right. Not just good Continue reading

  • she – she kissed me. I wanted her to do it so badly and maybe she read my mind but I was still unprepared for the way my heart sparked when she pressed her lips against my hand and and and and it’s the next day now and there are black and purple bruises all Continue reading

  • allen wrench

    she loves me in an allen wrench kind of way. we’re building red velvet couches in the theatre and she’s blitzing about like a spider. hair the color of blood, full Cheshire grin and dark, dark eyes. the shadows love her. she plays with them. does she only have two arms? for a second I Continue reading

  • Kissing you kissing you kissing you kissing you please kiss me please kiss me please kiss me please kiss me Continue reading

  • Oh! Forgot to write my dream out here that I had on the new moon. I dreamt that I was Lindsey Lohan/Cady in Mean Girls and that I was making out topless with Regina George in the bathroom of my grandma’s house. It was awesome. Continue reading

  • snake bites

    impulse bought another pair of gold snake earrings… and the others that were right next to them. she laughed at me the entire time. (85 dollars is a small price for her joy. even at my expense.) your ridiculous, you know that? we’re not what we thought we’d be, but there’s something soft still there. Continue reading

  • Departure days always send me into a bit of a wander – Art aunt My brother left today and he took the sun with him. Continue reading

  • No gunk by the Hot Vinagres! Continue reading

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An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.

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