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I love her I love her I love her It’s the easiest thing I’ve ever done Continue reading
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Every time she speaks, I think to myself just how easy it would be to fall for her. Today I let her see. She hid behind her fingers as I grinned at her from across the table, and then she offered to share her crinkle-cut fries Continue reading
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She wants to be forklift certified. She wore dangly earrings with bronze cicadas on it today. She wants a small house with wooden floors and misshaped mugs. She reads Twilight out loud while flying drones in the desert, and has eaten an impressive number of chili dogs this summer. I have a business card of… Continue reading
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I called my brother a dingus and he called me a stupid head, caca face, and then dumb nugget. I nearly crashed the car I was laughing so hard. Continue reading
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I’m so sorry, K.O.. I’m allergic to the pinecone earrings you made me. 😦 Continue reading
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We were making tea when I pointed at the sealed Tupperware on the counter. “Are those beans?” She didn’t say a word as she walked around the kitchen island, opened a drawer, then turned around and handed me a spoon. “Oh, so the beans are THAT good?” She looked at me like I was crazy.… Continue reading
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“Pig is pig” – D. O. Continue reading
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I think my tía wanted a baby to heal her inner child… she didn’t mean to, but she ended up smothering my cousin instead Continue reading
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Go home
My neighborhood isn’t burning for you You don’t live here Please just fucking go away God bless America, now please go home Continue reading
About Me
An English diarist and naval administrator. I served as administrator of the Royal Navy and Member of Parliament. I had no maritime experience, but I rose to be the Chief Secretary to the Admiralty under both King Charles II and King James II through patronage, diligence, and my talent for administration.