Cheers to the beach witch!!! Continue reading

I love her I love her I love her It’s the easiest thing I’ve ever done Continue reading

Every time she speaks, I think to myself just how easy it would be to fall for her. Today I let her see. She hid behind her fingers as I grinned at her from across the table, and then she offered to share her crinkle-cut fries Continue reading

She wants to be forklift certified. She wore dangly earrings with bronze cicadas on it today. She wants a small house with wooden floors and misshaped mugs. She reads Twilight out loud while flying drones in the desert, and has eaten an impressive number of chili dogs this summer. I have a business card of… Continue reading

I called my brother a dingus and he called me a stupid head, caca face, and then dumb nugget. I nearly crashed the car I was laughing so hard. Continue reading

I’m so sorry, K.O.. I’m allergic to the pinecone earrings you made me. 😦 Continue reading

We were making tea when I pointed at the sealed Tupperware on the counter. “Are those beans?” She didn’t say a word as she walked around the kitchen island, opened a drawer, then turned around and handed me a spoon. “Oh, so the beans are THAT good?” She looked at me like I was crazy.… Continue reading

“Pig is pig” – D. O. Continue reading

I think my tía wanted a baby to heal her inner child… she didn’t mean to, but she ended up smothering my cousin instead Continue reading

By the wind of my balls, fly! – D. O. Continue reading